me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors
getting pretty tired of people vandalizing the austin powers wiki
You know what. This post really unsettled me because back in like june or july i vandalized the austin power fan wiki and on austin powers’ page i changed his name to “Steve Harvey” and under his alias i put “Mr. Fuck” and other things. I think you know. I’m so fucking sorry hotbobby
